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Jed Davies is the sexiest lad to ever walk the earth, any girl he likes is automatically a 10, this geezer knows no boundaries on pussy slaying and will take on 500 bitches in one weekend and will definitely be the last man standing
Girl 1: I wish Jed Davies would slay my pussy
Girl 2: same
A sometimes clever, almost always stupid joke that is usually responded to in one of three ways:
1. An ingenuine pity-laugh
2. A disapproving headshake
3. A genuine laugh representing appreciation for the "pun-intended" one-liner
"Wow those are big enchiladas!"
Davis-"Well they don't call them encha-littles!"
What "A Davis Joke"
the name of the ghost in the woods by karl jacobs house
sapnap: the ghost name is natalia davis
karl: natalia davis?
quackity: who tf is natalia davis
A condition where a medical doctor experiences rectal prolapse that worsens eventually leading to their anus enveloping their whole body. This is particularly prevalent in Shanghai, China.
"You have back pain? I don't care, I'm going to nullify all of your refills for your pain medicine because I can." The doctor then turns into one gigantic anus and is inflicted with Morris-Davies Syndrome. No known treatment is available.
When one gets their head fucked with by someone else while stoned.
Did going trip davis on me make you some kind of badass?
Davis Wilson is really fucking stupid he’s hella ugly and musty. His girlfriend stank, he gotta thic ass and he stay queefing. He asshole always be itchin but on the low he stay cuttin up
Davis Wilson got me ded asf 💀💀ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
A person that believes in white supremacy. But is also gay, loves to take it up the stink. Has a record for lasting the longest on top of cowboy.