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August 4th - The Birthday of Iceberg Slim (1918-1992) author of "Pimp - the Story of my Life." Good day for having pimp & hoe parties.
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Used as a reference to a bad occurence that has happened or that is about to happen. Similar to bad times.
(Something bad happens)
"Oh dude, its dark days now, dark days I tell you!"
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The day at the end of a holiday when everyone tries to do all their homework which due the next day after not doing it with the time they had earlier
person 1: Can you come out?
person 2: Nah, got heaps of holiday homework to do
person 1: Save it for homework day lol
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Youth.
First used by Shakespeare in Anthony and Cleopatra: "...in my salad days, when I was green in judgement..."
Get it? It's a fucking pun. Ha Ha! Salad is green, and in my 'salad days' I was green. Get it?
Man, that Shakespeare is right up their with Richard Pryor and George Carlin.
Fuking British and their fucking puns. Give it a fucking rest!
Anyway, I might not have the quotation exactly correct, but the point is that the phrase has nothing to do with 'hardships' or 'comfortable living.'
It refers to inexperience and innocence, not carefree existance.
Man 1: In my salad days, I wanted to grow up to be a male ballerina.
Man 2: Did you go to Princeton?
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The two sweetest words in the english language.
A somewhat rare occurrence in Winter months.
"Yo, there's a snow day tomorrow. Let's sleep ti'l 1 o'clock then go out and throw ice at cars.
"Word! Snow days are the shit!
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The unfunny word combinations that are often chosen as the Urban Dictionary word of the day. They are created solely for the reason for posting on this site, and do not reflect actual slang. See flojectile, dotcomrade, drafterglow, and locavore, to name a few.
Who came up with this stupid pun of the day?
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Porch Day originally occurred on May 24, 2009, when Lil Stew13 of Bungie.net's off-topic forum, The Flood, posted a thread:
Headline: A dog showed up on my porch; what do I do?
Body: I can't keep it because my family has too many dogs. It is a little puppy that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it some water, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.
The Flood quickly took a hold of this, and made dozens of parody threads. On May 24th, The Flood Forum was filled with Porch related threads. This resulted in dozens of bans, and a new Flood holiday: Porch Day.
Member of Bungie.net: Hey guys remember Porch Day?
Moderators: BANBANBANBANBAN
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