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Is sus.
Gabe: " Hey cutie ;)"
Wesley: "Dude. Wtf. That's sus."
A Gabe is a ginormous hypocrite who doesn’t show any signs of intelligence anywhere. He never lets himself lose an argument, and will probably make you his friend. (Only to dump you one day later). Doesn’t hang out with a Gabe.
George: I want to be just like Gabe!
Aiden: Gabe is a whore.
Fucking pussy ass bitch. Usually known as the cunt of the school. If you know a Gabe you should probably drop his sorry ass. If your name is Gabe I feel sorry for you.
I saw Gabe sucking dick in the bathroom earlier. Wow what a cunt.
Blond. Short. And really annoying, he has no friends and will fuck anyone on the first date. Really desperate. Really really desperate. Tiny dick. Will date anyone just to get a free meal and some sex. really desperate little mother fucker.
Is in love with a stripper that he met in the bar. Has no life, no friends, no family, no relatives cause everyone thinks he's creepy
Person 1. Omg!! I think Gabe likes me
Person 2. Hell nah girl, you're too good for him, he fucks on the first date
Person 1. Ew he needs help
A person with an oddly oblong (or at least weirdly-shaped) head and face. Generally has a holier-than-thou attitude, and is usually an older sibling who is just mean to you (in the few occasions that the parents were uncompassionate enough to name a kid that wasn't their firstborn "Gabe", the person grows to have issues and an inferiority complex probably due to constantly being berated for his name)
A: Oh look! There's Gabe, doesn't he just look so dumb?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.
A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?
Gabe is a funny and goofy fellow, he like to be silly and he flirts with all the girls in school. He is very good looking and confident in his self. Gabe is a kind person even though he acts like a bad boy. Don’t ever loose a Gabe in your life.
Girl: “ Woah! Who is that?”
Me: “ Gabe, my future husband!”