When one of the male gender enjoyes licking the gooche of another person
Someone that aggressively licks the taint
All the girls say nick seester is a gooch gobler
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Man 1: "Hey man, how are you doing right now? I haven't been able to reach you lately"
Man 2: "Gooch Hudson"
Man 1: "What?"
An area of the gooch, near the tailbone, that is the least frequently accessed part of the gooch. A gooch spot so deep, it is sub gooch.
"Wow man, I thought I bruised my tailbone at the pedalpalooza, but I think I bruised my sub gooch."
The sensorineural impulse experienced after engaging in an arousing; victorious; erotic-disenfranchising; supisciously homoerotic and generally actived at imoportune occasions, rarely know to initiate spontaneous defamation and the ensuing social embarrassment.
Damn Samantha, if I had known I was going to have a gooch-tingle and crap my pants, I would have brought another pair of khakis, Fuck your employee appreciation luncheon.
The period between Christmas and New Year when no one knows what day it is and they wander around in a daze recovering from festive gluttony.
Person 1 - "Hey man what are you up to during the gooch?"
Person 2 - "Not sure, recovering from a food coma and dreading the forced fun of New Year I reckon"
Blowing your chance to get a threesome with 2 girls because you are a pussy
Dude, you couldve gotten laid but you pulled The Gooch