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The meaning of this word comes from the original word of Shot which means to be burnt out or just do and act like an ass from doing drugs or anything along those lines. Shot load means that you are a load of shotness meaning that you basically suck at life and shuld just shut your mouth right at that moment someone calls you a shot load.
James Rammunni Puts the shot in shot load.
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1. a sexual act often used by a guy who wants to give his girl a facial. This is only effective from the doggy style or similar position. Just before the guy cums, he pulls out and spits on the girls back, so that she thinks he's coming, when she invariably turns her head, he shoots right for her face. This takes skill, agility, good acting and pretty good "long shot."
Tony's girl was being a prude about facials, so the other night, he pulled the ole' ghost load.
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When one jerks off onto the keyboard of a laptop and then closes it.
Mortimer was mad at Dimitreo for bending his sister over a dumpster and banging her out raw dog style, so he slipped into Dimitreo's room and gave his computer a binary load. This started a war that left two computers ruined and Dimitreo's little sister in therapy.
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1. (noun) The act of performing the "two-pump chump," then pulling out and shooting your partner in the eye. Quick and to the point, like in a combat situation.
2. (noun) The act of ejaculating while bullets, mortars, rockets, or other projectiles are flying overhead.
1. "Dude, I can't believe that bitch thought she was gonna get off. I just put it in, pulled it out, and hit her with the combat load!"
2. "My philosophy is this: If I'm about to die, I might as well get one last orgasm in! I've got well over twenty combat loads under my belt."
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When one pretends to be a baby and shits their pants, then their partner proceeds to eat out their ass including the full load
Dude Jennifer totally gave me a loaded diaper last night, that shit was bus’s in’
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The type of question a woman asks a man when she doesn't have the money to buy her own chocolates.
This type of question may also be asked asked if her desk has been bereft of flowers for more than two weeks.
So the latest loaded question she asked me was if a pair of pants made her ass look less fat...I just bit the bullet...realized I couldn't win...and called the florist down the road. The owner said she was thinking of naming her newest flower and candy combo after my wife.
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Approaching, or in excess of 500. (For gross excess of 500 see: Mega shit load or fuck load.)
In response to seeing a quantity of wads equal to 500: "WOW! That's a shit load of wads."
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