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Someone who you considered a friend, but turned out to be a back-stabber.
We used to be friends, but now they're just a snake.
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A scary snake that lives under the cushions of your couch, that scavenges for crumbs left by snackers. Used to scare children from leaving a mess of crumbs on the couch.
Clean up those crumbs or the crumb snake will come out
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The dripping semen trail from a cock after cumming. Known to soil much furniture, clothing, and people, as well as car seats.
He drooled snake spit all over her thighs.
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An australian snake that curls itself into a hoop so that it can chase after prey at high speeds by rolling. If stepped on, loop snakes will also chase after people at terrifying speeds. Deadly.
Help! Help! There's a hoop snake after me!
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A character in the comic "GI Joe"
Officially designated as 'Commando',he is the unit's most expereinced and skilled operator.
Served two tours in Vietnam as a LRRP, apparently assigned to SOG, which one may assume he has Special Forces training.
After leaving the Army, and learning of the loss of his family to a car accident, went to Japan to train with his LRRP team-mate Thomas Arashikage in the ways of ninjitsu.
Becoming a ninja, he left the dojo when his mentor, the Hard Master was killed apparently by Thomas (known as Storm Shadow). Later is was determined that the hired assasin known as Zartan was the killer, under orders to kill Snake Eyes.
Spent an undetermined amount of time in seclusion in a mountain cabin, until SSG Lonzo Wilkinson (known as Stalker),another member of the LRRP team, recruited him to join GI Joe.
On a rescue mission in the Middle East, when his Huey transport helicopter malfunctioned, a fuel explosion caused his face to be horribly scarred and his vocal chords to be irreparably damaged, precluding the ability to speak.
Snake-Eyes now wears a mask to cover the scars,usually a black mask when wearing tactical clothing and a latex facsimile of his unscarred face while in class A's.
Served in GI Joe 1980-1995, left when unit was disbanded,continued ninja training where he has achieved Master status(sometimes known as the Silent Master). Also became freelance operator for unnamed US intelligence agencies before rejoining a reformed GI Joe team in 2001.
Romantically involved with SFC Shana O'Hara (known as Scarlett) since they first met in 1980. Engaged to be married to Scarlett, broke off engagement in 1999, and reconciled later to be married at an undetermined date.
Known as one of the most feared and respected special operators in the world, performing missions in accordance with US policy on 7 continents.
VITAL STATISTICS:
NAME: CLASSIFIED
GRADE:E-8
DOB:CLASSIFIED
BIRTHPLACE:CLASSIFIED
PRIMARY MILITARY SPECIALTY: Infantry
SECONDARY MILITARY SPECIALTY: Special Forces
MILITARY SCHOOLING:
US Army Airborne (Master Parachutist)
US Army Ranger
US Army Jungle Warfare (Jungle Expert)
US MACV Recondo
US Army Mountain Warfare
US Army JFK Center for Special Warfare (assumed)
Various other schools
WEAPONS OF CHOICE:
9MM Uzi Submachine Gun
9MM Beretta M92FS Automatic Pistol
Katana Sword
Qualified expert in all NATO and former Warsaw Pact small arms, as well as edged weapons.
It makes one wonder if such character exists in the real world..............
If you are an enemy of the US, pray Snake Eyes doesn't get you at night.
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A dirt snake is the greasiest creature you could ever meet in the woods or elsewhere. He/she is not to be trusted, and usually splatters grease and slime everywhere they go. On top of the grease, there usually is a rank odor, and a full grown dirt snake may have a dirt mustache or other greasy facial hair. Avoid dirt snakes at all costs, and dont let them slide into your life and cover everything in shit.
1. Hey you fucking dirtsnake, why don't you fuck off and die! I dont want your smelly ass anywhere near here and ill fucking kill you if i see you again.
2. Dirtsnake: Hey, do you think you could add some bacon grease to that poutine?
Mcdonald's employee: alright, Ive had enough you sneaky dirt snake. Get the fuck outta here before I shove this poutine up your dirt snake ass.
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Fake snake means h**
Fakey snakey means man h**
Ex. Jaxon is a fakey snakey
Ex. Lily is a fake snake
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