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hoe status

Someone man or female who is careless and reckless with their body or engaging in reckless activity. They have no qualms about what they do, and could care less about their "status" or how they look to other people. However, other people label them as having this type of status.

Roommate 1: Yea I could not associate with Rei anymore because I think she has hoe status now and im trying to do better, so I moved out.

Friend: What you mean hoe status?

Roommate 1: She use to have people come in and thru our house all times of the day and night. I was uncomfortable and could not study well.

Roommate 2 (Rei): I could careless if you left. You're a hater, and Ima keep doing me.

by UD-Doc November 16, 2010

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Baller Status

Baller Status is defined as having reached a superlative level of ballerdom, it is said one has acheived baller status. This often goes hand in hand with early retirement & being a man of leisure (or lady of leisure). It can often devolve into a world of dinner whores & golddiggers if the baller has a weak pimp hand. Many of these types can be found on dating sites such as wealthy-men & webdate, where it is easier to hide one's monetary worth and circumnavigate wanna-be-women-of-leisure. Many of your are asking how does one declare oneself a baller? Do I just go down to my local courthouse & fill out a form to obtain "Baller" status without anything snazzy? Is it more of just a transformation over time from non-baller to being a baller? Or is it more of a secret society you needed to be invited to? Are there any tax benefits? The answer is Yes. Originally, one would be knighted by a man of great status, far away from the local courthouse. Snazziness came with being a baller; if it was a secret society, your wouldn't know it existed unless you were a baller. There were no direct tax benefits, but indirectly most ballers were often tax evaders. The modern baller is much more relaxed, & it clearly is no longer a secret society if we know ballers exist...But seriously, if you have to ask, you're not a baller. Baller Brand is a way to share the clothing style of ballers with everyone. ballerbrandclothingcompany.bigcartel.com

justin flores does not party using a party bus when he goes out... but joe and andrew do...so by default they are men of baller status

by ballerbrandclothingcompany March 10, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


cake status

An unfortunate turn of events. A decision or action that seems unfair. Being forced to act in accordance with some else's decision.

"I was invited to the party, but now it's Ravers only? That's so cake status." " I'm not aloud to talk to him anymore, since he got in trouble. That's major cake status." "I can't hang out because I have to go to Maryland to visit family. That is totally cake status!"

by Cobalt321 August 12, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


status stalker

To stalk someones status posted on a famous site i.e twitter facebook or myspace..

hay dude have you seen that status posted of statusstalker.com

status stalker

by gawdz November 23, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


rockstar status

the act of using only one eye to see clearly while crunk.

My home girl Jannet hit Rockstar status the other night at the club, She was textin bitches with only one eye!

by manny sal June 19, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


status seizure

The explanation given when one's internet goes down for a short while (or happens repeatedly) when in the middle of an internet conversation.

snowshoe:and then I was stuck behind this gramps champ
ihatechoo: really?
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS GONE OFFLINE
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS COME ONLINE
snowshoe: srry 'bout that. another status seizure.
ihatechoo: oh! its ok then.

by J-J-Jenna January 3, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Troll Status

When a person acts or looks like a troll.

Matt: That chick has a troll like nose!
Dashielle: TROLL STATUS!!!

by J1mmy the K1d November 19, 2009

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