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Muddy Sword

When you fuck a chick in the ass and you pull it out and it got shit on it.

“After fucking my wife's ass I pulled out and realized I had been given a Muddy Sword”

by pDawg aye July 30, 2024


The Sword of Gryffindor

When she’s packing more than just Harry Potter’s wand under her robe.

She was smokin hot but surprised me with the sword of gryffindor. It was bigger than mine. It was all good till she started giving me the old turkey slap.

by Dick Onchin March 9, 2024


cat sword

A large enormous penis in which it is used to slap people with

Catarina pulled out her cat sword and slapped ace with it

by Annnnnnnnndreeeeeeee March 14, 2018


Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation

time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"

by HeyItsMeh! May 20, 2011

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sword otter

an endearing otter who believes himself to be a swordfish

no example necessary for sword otter

by boobs2012 January 1, 2012


The master sword

When you attach a sword to a fan and let it spin at your balls

I love playing the master sword

by Aids master 3 November 1, 2020


giggle sword

The giggle sword is a sword in Rainbow Six Siege that you get from downloading Fortnite and ejaculating Spermatozoa all over your specified gaming console, the giggle sword is also a one hit kill and allows you to plant at a faster rate.

I just unlocked the giggle sword in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, this is going to be easy wins.

by cocklunge January 4, 2024