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Enunciation of MR2, a Toyota mid-engined sports car produced from 1984 to 2007.
Yo look at that sweet "mister two " drive by!
Bruh just say "MR2" stop acting like a fucking hipster.
absolutely not my dick length or anything
what the hell are you supposed to do with two inches?
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The result of two weirdos is...gay fuck ups
Josh: What does two weirdos make?
Peter: A fuck up
Josh: A gay fuck up
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Someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
Hey bro, fancy another?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
A level two guy will be game to giving a guy or strap-on girl a hj, a bj, frot, but is definitely willing to be penetrated with a real or silicone cock.
He's definitely heteroflexible, he's a level two. He and his girlfriend/boyfriend switch it up in bed, he's definitely level two.
When someone can show you sexual techniques/positions that you may not know.
The gentleman said he could show me a trick or two after he finished fixing the computer.
A harmonous pairing of body-conscious articles of clothing producing the effect of a unitard or body suit.
A black spandex tanktop tucked into black leggings would be a two-nitard.
A leotard with leggings over it would be a two-nitard.
"I couldn't find the unitard for my interpretive dance class, so I threw together a two-nitard instead with my teal leotard and leggings."
"Her tunic was so sheer she had to wear a two-nitard under it."