A defense text to use on a friend a text like Ur dad lesbian/Ur mom gay.
Jake: Ur mom gay
Josh:no u
Jake:Ur dads lesbian
Josh: Ur granny tranny UwU
Jake: *commits suicide*
A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.
"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"
A chronic Dejease typically found in Derek’s. When rolling moms isn’t enough, a granny roller will make the move to then next generation
Guys, if you see Derek at the party don’t mention anything about my relatives, I heard he’s a granny roller.
When you're getting slop top and the chick has braces. The chick then uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces and proceeds to give A1 slop top.
On a cold winter night, Me and Beth were feeling really frisky. She is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top, however she has braces. Last time she gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces. I had to punch her in the forehead so she would let go. This time I told Beth to granny Lip it.
when you go round all your mate's sexy grandma's and have a nice cup of tea and biscuits
"can't tonight mate, going granny hopping"
The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!
Hey look! I won a Granny Dribble Cake in the raffle.
A dirty old Goon who makes slapping noises tapping it’s old punani
That old Slappy Granny is making loud noises