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Surprise-thrusting a cunt into the face!
I'd just had a clean shave and shower and was ready to have a lovely night out when a bitch from the hood Clam Slammed my ass and I had to wash the slimey splatter off my face.
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A sexual maneuver whereupon the female, situated on top, eases her genitalia up gently up the shaft of the penis and proceeds to 'slam' down hard.
I could sure go for a CANDY SLAM! right about now!
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The alcoholic drink enjoyed by strippers everywhere. 2 parts Malibu Coconut. 1 part Raspberry Schnapps. 1/2 part Peach Schnaps 1 part Orange Juice. 1 part Cranberry Juice. 1 part Pineapple Juice. Splash Grenadine. Must perform the dance move, "Cooter Slam" while drinking.
5,6,7,8, Praise Christ, Praise Christ, Double Dream Hands Take the Shot, Cooter Slam.
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A male performing a one night stand with a female successfully penetrating, and ejaculating in every love hole, before going to sleep.
"Hey man, did you get with that chick last night?" Ya man, I hit a grand slam on her.
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A movie with I-love-being-naked Vanessa Hudgens, some ugly nerd kid, and Alyson Michalka. DO NOT WATCH IT. It's RETARDED. Basically, some wannabe nerds who know how to play instruments and THINK they can sing get together and get a band, which, OF COURSE, *EVERYONE*, and I mean EVERYONE, just absolutely LOVES. Even though they pretty much suck.
Best Line: NONE.
Worst Line: Okay, this ruined the whole movie. "Whats your name?" *naked girl writes down SA5M* "The 5 is silent."
WTH? You loser!
DO NOT WATCH
Mileycyrusrules: I loved that movie, Band Slam.
Boomboompow: Wow, your a loser. *logs out*
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A gay sex act involving man on man face sitting, razor blades, and piggy back rides.
I can't get hard unless I am Oosta Slammed.
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A Slam Pig is the ugly girl you bang because you wanna get your nut. You aren't proud of it, but it gets the job done.
GODDAMN! My friend Alonzo plows Slam Pigs like he is expecting a heavy rain and he needs to get these seeds in the ground before he loses the farm. ....What a sick fuck
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