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Waterparks, one is located in San Dimas, CA and the other in San Jose, CA. The San Dimas one is (from what I've heard) about a hundred times better than the San Jose one. Sucks because I live in San Jose.
It's also an ok place to work, as long as you're not stuck in picnics or park service. It sucks to be a ticket taker in admissions too. Those three places are usually where you're put if you can't count money well (therefore you can't work on registers) or you just suck at life. A major plus to working here (and a way of biting the big bosses in the ass) is by stealing food, money, and merchandise. Or you can just hook your friends up with everything. We all gotta do something since we get paid minimum wage and work hella fucking hard.
Girl: so where do you work at again?
Guy: Raging Waters.
Girl: Ohh.. so you're a slave.
Guy: Pretty much.
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An old/cheaper golf ball that a golfer is not afraid to lose in a water hazard.
I don't want to lose another of my new balls on this hole. Think I'll pull a "water ball" out of my bag this time. If I hit it in the drink, no big loss.
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the water that comes from your coochie when the water hits it
my panties got coochie water on it
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When you're really not in the mood to drink alcohol. Instead you just go with a glass of water, or anything non-alcoholic.
Waiter: "Would you like anything to drink, Sir?"
Customer: "Oh, I'll just have Waters On The Rocks."
Waiter: "I see."
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the bong water is the water in the bong.
you must not drink the bong water.
its not tempting cos it looks like shit.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bong water
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The truth is... water is indeed wet. If it can get things wet, it itself would be wet. Even if "wet is just a description of our experience of water", why can't water be described as wet?
Dumbass: Water is not wet
Average guy: Are you fucking stupid? Water is wet.
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The sexual act of a male inserting his penis into the anal cavity of another individual and when penis has fully penetrated the recieving anal cavity, the male begins to urinate and continues until relieved.
After an entertaining movie and pleasant dinner, Jim asks Kendra if she is interested in coming back to his apartment. Kendra hesitates at first but then Jim quietly whispers, "I'll give you the meanest, hottest, and longest Water Balloon you've ever had." Kendra quickly agreed.
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