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Trying to do something the same time your other hand is busy masturbating.
"My mom called me the other day while I was getting hand busy" or "It's hard to type when people IM me when I'm getting hand busy"
A word I made up which means;
As a Noun: one who is known for jerking off.
As a verb: jerking off
Example (as a verb): Jerry got on xvideos after he got home and he started hand spamming.
Example (as a noun): One of Jerry’s friends was going to visit him that afternoon. When his friend showed up he saw Jerry jerking off. He took a video and it was passed around school where Jerry became know as “The Hand Spammer.” RIP Jerry.
A simple gesture of being silent and praying to God for something to happen as we wished
Let us keep our Hands crossed for his speedy recovery
It's like Edward 40 hands but you use two bottles of 1800 silver tequila. Has only been attempted twice, first time being a total disaster, the second being one of the greatest achievements of our time. Only true men, and true women will succeed but all must attempt at least once in their lifetime. Then and only then one can say they truly lived.
John: yeah I'm a successful business owner, father, multi-billionaire. I have definitely lived my life to the fullest
Dave: yeah but did you do 1800 Hands?
John: No.
Dave: then how could you have possibly lived your life.
John: good point, let's do it tonight!
John died later that night, not because of the alcohol poisoning, because he finally truly lived
Easy way of saying raynauds syndrome
Mum! My pufferfish hands are acting up! Give me the gloves
When a girl or guy shits in their hand and gives a sloppy hand job.
Wow Monica just gave me a hand brownie and it was delicious.
The nun hand occurs when a male is in the process of hooking up with a female and during an attempt to pull off panties her hand suddenly grabs yours rejecting the move. You ain't getting none.
Last night I was close to scoring with that prude blonde girl in our class but when I made the move she gave me the nun hand.