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When someone is chewing on a used condom with any amount of cum still inside of it
You just ate a used condom and now your a tire biter
A tire biter is a man who hangs around women who own fast/show cars/trucks, because he likes to fuck around with them and if they are taken he tries to get them to cheat on their partners.
Normally they like to try their luck with multiple women at once, in the same car club, either ruining friendships in a specific circle of friends or screwing ladies with a specific car. If they have any success, they brag about it afterwards, and accuse the ladies in the car scene of being loose and general being a double standarded sexist prick.
Laura: Have you seen that wanker Ben?
Ashley: Yeah he's been trying to get into the whole club's pants.
Laura: Fuck's sake, he's such a tire biter.
Ashley: Mhmm and then he goes around telling dudes our club are a bunch of sluts. Society is full of double standards. Bloody tire biters!
Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.
when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..
When a friend in your group VC falls asleep mid sentence and continues in the group VC as a sleeping participant whose only contribution is snoring or the occasional non-sensicle gibberish about the object of their affection.
Moose: I am so tired.
Kat: Me too.
Moose: I hope I dont become kam-tired later while i’m voice calling my girlfriends.
Kat: That would be so embarassing!
When you are sucking someone’s asshole and they fart in your mouth.
“I was going down on my boyfriend’s ass and he inflated my tire.”
A woman you control and fuck all the time but is not your girlfriend.
I love you, she is only a fenced tire.
When you are tired, yet show no real signs of being so. When you then finally close your eyes, you then become regularly tired.
Wow, I'm really closet tired right now. I should go to bed.