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a phrase that is uttered when someone says/does something so ridiculous or absurd that you are so dumbfounded that you physically cannot stand
Alex: *gets shit on in csgo*
"THIS MAN'S NAME IS FUCKING 'DU YUO KNO DE WHAY'. I CAN'T STAND! I CANNOT FUCKING STAND.
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A sexual position in which the woman engages in oral sex with the man, while the man is in a standing position and the woman is upside down doing a handstand. The man then has the option to "pump the keg" by fisting her vaginally.
"That girl last night was crazy; she treated me to a Tulsa County Keg Stand"
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How about we leave this establishment as soon as possible.
It's 5 o'clock! We're done work let's blow this popsicle stand.
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Verbal one night stand: when you have a deep conversation with someone you don't know, and never do it again.
Samantha and I had a deep conversation the other night about her woeful love life. Then I signed off. She told me later it was a verbal one night stand.
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Successfully inserting your erect penis into a womans vagina after leaping from a nearby table or chair, please consider the amount of erectile strength needed to perform this act of sex.
Greg leaped from the kitchen table and successfully performed a cuban reverse taco stand, inserting the erection into Sophie's vagina.
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Anything that means everything to you for any reason.
A chance to tell my first girlfriend I know what I'm doing now? I would stand in line for this.
1. (verb) To sit side by side with your girlfriend, in study hall, and have her wack you off under the table.
Damn, Dude, I'm beat. Shelia dropped a Study Hall stand off on me last period. I'm dehydrated.