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A person that has had oral sex, anal sex, and vaginal sex all in the same day.
Wow, did you hear about Peter, he went for the triple Crown with his Girlfriend. All three in one day.
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Being stopped when holding hands, kissing and 'making out' by the significant other's parental unit.
Her parents made a triple play when I was over at her place for dinner.
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I just impregnated you and now I am being drafted to Iraq. (Most effective if a guy uses it on a girl)
Tony was looking for a good time with Reba, but he didn't want to spend all night with her, so he decided to triple-dot (...) her.
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a woman that fits into each of the following three categories: 1)overweight 2)ugly 3)not nice. This woman has absolutely nothing going for her and is clueless to this fact. Strangely enough, this woman is rarely single.
Chris, there is nothing good about your wife. You would think a woman that looked like that would at least have a good personality. She is a true triple-threat.
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what a nasty person has. refers to 'the hep, herp and hiv' (hepatitus, herpes, h.i.v.)
That bitch is triple h.
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1) A rare event in baseball where the defense is able to record all 3 outs in the inning through one pitch. There has to be two runners on base for this to happen.
2) A special from Comcast in which they can provide you Cable, Internet, and Phone for just $99 each!
3) One of the worst situations a guy can be in. It's when his stomach, lower back, and balls all hurt at the same time. Your stomach feels 3 sizes bigger, your back hurts like mess, and your balls feel like they're about to burst. The best way to treat is to lay down.
1) Broadcaster: And the pitch...SWING AND A MISS STRIKE THREE! Wait, runner goes for second, the throw, they got him stuck, he's tagged out AND WAIT! RUNNER GOING FOR HOME, THE THROW...HE'S OUT AT HOME! HOLY MOLY A TRIPLE PLAY! 3 OUTS AND THE INNING IS OVER!
2) I got that triple play from Comcast. Now I can do three things at once and still be out of my wallet.
3)
Why is Kyle walking so weird?
He's got a triple play going on today.
Ouch.
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