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Before we go into the club, lets pound some Unicorn Blood in the parking lot.
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When a girl has eyes that are the most beautiful eyes that you've ever seen. A guy would do anything to get a girl with them.
Her unicorn eyes turn me on, man!
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The #1 best thing to yell in a school hallway.
The #1 producer of glitter
The biggest damn penis you can find
That boy is such a Unicorn Penis.
Where did you get so much glitter? From a unicorn penis.
How do Unicorn Penis' rob banks? They jizz glitter in the police officers eyes.
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Food that is too pretty to eat.
These cupcakes are unicorn food.
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When you jerk a guy off and then snap his dick in half.
Bro 1: Dude what's wrong?
Bro 2: A girl pulled a broken unicorn on me last night. Just bummed my dick will be crooked forever.
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A way to demean what some one said by calling it complete bullshit.
Guy 1 *Says the same stupid shit for the hundreth time.*
Guy 2 "I can't take this shit any more!"
Guy 3 "Seriously, we our up to our ears in your rainbows and unicorns."
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(noun) The opposite of the unicorn chaser. When one is overwhelmed by cuteness, one feels that only punching a unicorn in the face can re-establish balance.
Those pictures on your blog are so adorable, they're going to cause a unicorn punch epidemic!
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