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Before we go into the club, lets pound some Unicorn Blood in the parking lot.
When a girl has eyes that are the most beautiful eyes that you've ever seen. A guy would do anything to get a girl with them.
Her unicorn eyes turn me on, man!
The #1 best thing to yell in a school hallway.
The #1 producer of glitter
The biggest damn penis you can find
That boy is such a Unicorn Penis.
Where did you get so much glitter? From a unicorn penis.
How do Unicorn Penis' rob banks? They jizz glitter in the police officers eyes.
Food that is too pretty to eat.
These cupcakes are unicorn food.
When you jerk a guy off and then snap his dick in half.
Bro 1: Dude what's wrong?
Bro 2: A girl pulled a broken unicorn on me last night. Just bummed my dick will be crooked forever.
A way to demean what some one said by calling it complete bullshit.
Guy 1 *Says the same stupid shit for the hundreth time.*
Guy 2 "I can't take this shit any more!"
Guy 3 "Seriously, we our up to our ears in your rainbows and unicorns."
(noun) The opposite of the unicorn chaser. When one is overwhelmed by cuteness, one feels that only punching a unicorn in the face can re-establish balance.
Those pictures on your blog are so adorable, they're going to cause a unicorn punch epidemic!