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Someone in a war or battle (usually a soldier or officer) who miraculously escapes the fight without sustaining any injuries. Especially applicable to attractive women who fight and somehow maintain their beautiful bodies and faces, but can also be used for young and attractive men.
Did you see the way that chick shot down three bogeys and then got away without a scratch?
Yeah, she's a real war flower.
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When two people press their asses together and proceed to both attempt to shit at the same time. The one whose shit pushes the competitor's shit back into his or her body is the winner.
John and Mark like to play Log Wars. John has several trophies.
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The act of attaching two butt plugs to a length of rope on opposite ends before inserting them in the anuses of two participants who will than crawl in opposite directions until one participant looses their 'grip' on their butt plug.
common rules:
The butt plug girth to anus diameter ratio must be equivalent for each participant.
Lubricant must be used to prevent injury
short for butt plug tug of war
Rick and Charlene faced off in the ultimate butt of war competition to prove once and for all who had the strongest anus.
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A war between friends who buy band merchandise from gigs.
The aim is to buy more funky t-shirts than the next guy.
You win only when your not seen in the same t-shirt for 3 months.
Tom: I tahdarlah merched out
Andy C: So did I
Tom: I got like 5 t-shirts
Timmeeeyy: Commence Merch War...
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A really, I mean REALLY unattractive woman/mammal that looks like it survived WWII and found its way in the wild. Its features resemble the the body of the wild boar, the head is large, the legs relatively short, making this female hideous.
Jish - "Man, did you see that chick I wheeled last night?, I was soo tuned I dont remember"
Matt - "Man, I think I should hang up the skates and start coaching, she was a war boar"
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Conducting a war using a full range of signs and symbols -- but pointedly excluding violence or other unlawful or violent acts. A war of ideas in the age of internet and multimedia. Compare scamizdat.
The Internet's response to Scientology's attempt to rmgroup alt.religion.scientology included publishing their trade-secret "scriptures," graphically reviling them, putting billboards on trucks and buses, hosting radio talk-show segments, songwriting, projecting laser glyphs on walls, having aircraft pull pennants with slogans, picketing their headquarters, deconstructing their newsletters, creating cartoon lampoons and webpages, and, in other words, full semiotic war.
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Comment Wars are two or three people who are My Space Whores, the leave comments to each other, like having a conversation on AIM only a lot slower. These people are my space whores since they could go out and talk to people,but choose to stay in side and leave lame, meaningless comments.
Angie: How was the south? We missed you in D-Town. Emo in the new word for Eskimo.
(Five seconds later)
X-Topher: it was ok, what did you fuys do while i was gone.Oh i get it now, about the eskimos.
(and the comment wars just goes on for hours, sadly).
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