Stan Miller

He waits for Shawna Conover. Loves her unconditionally. She is his home. Stan Miller will have no other. His heart is hers.

He Stan Millered her for over 50 years. He loves her.

Corey miller

An nba 2k costom maxed out stats guy with sliders

Kid1:lets do that 1v1
Kid2:kid you have that corey miller on your team,you gonna win

Alex Ed Miller

Also referred to as Aligs Niller, Alen Milk, and occasionally SCP-096. This guy is a raging drunk, racist, pothead who can’t control his temper around women with short hair. When looking at him straight in the face, he will grow aggressive and charge with no remorse for his victims. Asking him his favorite chocolate bar will usually get him suspended and his least favorite people on the planet are zang garfer, barg marking, and bryan hesch.

“Did you hear what happened to Dresden?”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”

Mac Miller

The god of music. The king. The one we should worship on Dec 25.

All hale Mac Miller...

Dude whos Mac Miller? Are you kidding me Brad? You must be Jewish...

Ben miller

scary giant that eats peoples toes and licks the wax out of peoples ears

Look at that guy eating that person he's such a ben Miller

Deuce Miller

A literal legend birthed by the one and only keith miller

No way! It's Deuce Miller!

Miller's Cranny

During love-making one partner empties a bottle of Miller's Genuine Draft into their lover's anus. The Miller's is then heartily drank.

Had a great Miller's Cranny last night with Emily.