i ready

a torture device made by teachers so kids will kermit sewer slide and fill a class with depresion

i ready is very evil

I dinno

A phrase one says when they 'don't know what they want to have for dinner, combining "I dunno" with the word "dinner"

Hey Marisa, what do you want do you want for dinner?
-"Ah, I dinno, I'm starving. How about an apple?"

I Rate It

When you like something enough to rate it but you can't be bothered rating it out of something,

Coach: Hey great goal, I Rate It Charles

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I seen

What uneducated people say in place of "I saw".

Dumbass: Yo, I just seen that Lemony Snicket movie!

Me: Shut the hell up!

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I came

A sarcastic comment used in conjunction with a picture (of pornographic nature or otherwise) that others have suggested is arousing.

1: *Post furry picture* HAY GUYS THIS IS HAWT!
2: I came!

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GIRL I-

When someone says something so messed up or ridiculous that you don't know what to say except this

Person1: lol I just love the smell of my farts mmmmmmm
Person2: GIRL I-

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I accept that

Heard in Sons Of Anarchy. Means I can relate to or I can understand that. Also: I might not get it but it is fine by me; you are insulting me but I deserve it so it's ok.

You have wasted your life, time to do something with it!
I accept that

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