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a Spring chicken, dresses for Summer, born in Fall; a man of all seasons
He's a total Johnny Depp! No way he's more of an Andrew Winter.
The act of having sex or giving oral in a warm place, because it’s cold out, and telling the cum-receiver to get down and close their eyes for a nice frosted look on their eyelids— ‘tis the season.
Bonus option: throw a little glitter on those lids while the cum is wet for some snaz.
About “Bonus option”: don’t actually do that, and make sure to avoid getting cum inside the eyes because it can burn and ought to be rinsed off.
I got my Winter Eyeshadow in the shower this morning when he blew his load directly onto my eyelids— it starts glossy but finishes matte!
When a male lays in snow to freeze his cock and thaws it inside a vagina
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Canadian winter. she loved it
The status your nose reaches during a cold dry winter, where it is filled with crust and blood. It is painful to the touch and can affect breathing, smelling and eating. This condition tends to be worse in the early morning immediately after waking.
Please stop making out with me, I am having trouble breathing because of my winter nose.
The contract you sign in blood when leg day isn't just a suggestion but a contract of death to come home to your trad goth wife who’s been on her knees begging for a pair of femboy thighs as you await the finest bowl of goyslop.
person1: i signed the winter arc contract
person2: #sigmamalegrindset
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If someone jerking off two dicks at the same time is "skiing," then when the owners of those two dicks suck on that someone's neck, they create that person's "winter scarf."
That fag took us skiing, so we gave him a winter scarf.
One of the best people on the planet that you’ll ever meet. Literally will treat you like a long lost friend. He’ll make you laugh, he’ll make you smile. He’s such an amazing person that understands what you’re talking about really easily. He says I love you almost all the time which is so cute. Literally will be your best friend the moment you meet him
Winter :) - An amazing soul with beautiful words to say:)