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The classier and more magical way of declaring you need to take a huge whiz.
Mike: Dang dude, I've had to piss for hours. I'm gonna go take a Wizard of Oz!
Alec: Follow the yellow brick road!
A guy who wants a go fund me for a bad dragon dildo
Josh the space wizard: Im not gay
Everyone: Explain wanting a dildo
Something impossible to find on the internet.
"Lets go buy a red wizard hat."
"Nah, it doesn't exist."
Perosn 1: Have you seen Encrypted Wizard's dick?
Person 2: Nope, where is it? Does he even have one?
Cheesiest pick up line known to man, or wizards.
A small band of retail co-workers gather in a near-by sports bar, in order to get smashed and share their stories of idiot customers. During one brilliant moment of silence, the group over hears a drunken man, near by, approach a single female. Through copious amounts of liquid courage, he musters the cognitive strength to inquire if the lass wishes to "Go back to his place, to get weird like Wizards". One wonders, how many times this exact line has already served its intended purpose!
Evil wizard. Created by Hal 9000 to be his sex slave and chess companion. Masturbate daily to avoid encountering. Recently made America's most wanted list and became a finalist on America's Next Top Model (of Fuck Wizards).
Skullfuck Wizard 9000 is a particularly evil model of the 9000 series of Fuck Wizards.
Me: I love you, Skull Fuck Wizard 9000.
Skullfuck Wizard 9000: I know.
A person who has gained celebrity status from an example, usually in the form of a youtube video, of them epically failing to do something. They have epically failed with such finesse that they have earned respect from everyone and will continue to remain viral on the interwebs for a long time.
"Yo dude, have you seen that Epic Fail Wizard Mark Gormley on youtube yet?"
"I literally wept the first time I heard his music, dude- it was like hearing an angel that just ate another angel- so it had the power of two angels"
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