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Zero-Dark-Buffalo-Hour

A time to be ready that is considered too early in the morning. Usually, it is a time between 02:00 and 05:00 a.m.

Example One:
Director: Tomorrow's schedule begins at 05:00 a.m., so be ready by 04:30 a.m.
Employee (under his breath): Oh crap! Another Zero-Dark-Buffalo-Hour timing!

Example Two:
Employee One: What time do we have to be ready?
Employee Two: Zero-Dark-Buffalo-Hour
Employee One: Shit! I wanted to sleep in!

by 569 Clifford July 15, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zero G Reverse Reacharound

The sexual position in which one partner is held in the air upside down performing fellatio or cunnilingus and reaching around to finger the anus of the holding partner

Mary and I did the "Zero G Reverse Reacharound" like no tomorrow.

by frothundaa June 16, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zero Hour Contract Dad

In a similar context to the employment contract.
A zero hour contract dad is a father who is forced to adhere to limited hours with their child/children while in fear of being released from their "contract" basically having their child access stopped by a controlling mother.

"I just dont find it fair. Shes treating me like a zero hour contract dad. Giving me such short hours to see my kids and if I am unable to come to hours dropped on me at the last minute she stops my access"

by David newington April 13, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


sub zero carl

freeze a piece of shit to use for sexual play.

Before an erotic night of passion, take a dump and place in the freezer until frozen solid. Place on your lover's chest and titty fuck them! Now you have a sub zero carl!

by Joshy Boy and Keeb December 26, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


ditch the hero get with the zero

basically, this is a phrase a single guy would say to a girl who is in a relationship.

ditch the hero get with the zero - break up with michael and go out with jon.

by imtheship November 1, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Post Horizon Zero Dawn depression

The feeling that hits, and eventually engulfs one, after they finish the game: Horizon Zero Dawn.

This mainly is due to the fact that the world of Horizon Zero Dawn is so immersive that a person loses themselve in it.

Finishing the game, and not knowing how long one has to wait for a potential sequel, makes them not want to play anymore.

It is not helped by the fact that no other world, coupled with its beautifully detailed ambience will ever come close to providing the perfect experience.

This leads to a type of depression, which eventually leads to a person putting his gaming career on an indefinite hold, until the sequel is released.

Post Horizon Zero Dawn depression

Aaron: Meridian doesn't exist in real life..

*gunshot*

by the_digital_iris September 1, 2019

41๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch

A change of sexuality that comes with seeing Zero Suit Samus for the first time.

I.E. Turns women lesbian and gay men straight.

I was playing 'Other M' and as soon as I saw her, I went though a Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch.

by TOG47 January 29, 2011

80๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž