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When you get an erection while you are walking, and startwalking like a zombie because of it.
mate i saw dis well fit bird last night and got a zombie leg walkin past her.
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One who has political beliefs motivated by social image.
One who refuses to make political decisions independent of the media.
Obama Zombies present themselves as very political.
Jill is an Obama Zombie. She threw out her Lysol spray and bought expensive eco-friendly cleaner. Now she doesn't feel guilty. She has one Che Guevara shirt, one Obama shirt, and one Gandhi shirt, all three made in China.
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A forum thread that has been dead for over a week and then out of nowhere some asshole brings it back to life.
This thread wont die!!!!!!
Damn zombie thread!
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When a massive swarm of the undead knocks you down, surrounds you completely, and abuses you endlessly with aggressive and vehement exertions until you are limp and thoroughly dead yourself. Since you're on the ground, your head is roughly at level with the zombies' decaying bollocks.
Don't let this happen to you.
Brad was an unfortunate victim of zombie bukkake when he accidentally attracted the zombies' attention. His heartwrenching cries could be heard from the overwhelming mass of the dead.
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A person who buys their clothes at Abercrombie & Fitch. As opposed to someone who buys their clothes at Gap, Hot Topic, Old Navy, Sears, or the Salvation Army. Apparently, the simple fact of where they shop determines their intelligence level. Who knew?
"While we're at the mall, I need to head to Abercrombie & Fitch for a second."
"You Abercrombie Zombie! I didn't realize you were a stupid frat-boy who wants to look like everyone else."
"Actually, I just need to pick up a pair of jeans. It won't take long. You can wait outside."
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The committing of sexual acts while either a Zombie or a human in Zombie attire.
After the costume party, Rufus zombie banged Michele at her apartment.
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What your finger looks like after injuring and becoming an absolute bloody mess under neath the fingernail
"You were so trashed last night when you slammed your finger in the door. How's that feeling today"
"Well, it feels fine, but it looks like a zombie dick"
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