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simialar to a a gong show in the fact that the person is usually intoxicated and does random ridiculous acts which in turn would prompt someone else to tell him or her to get to bed
Joe: Matt your a complete gong show right now! Matt: Oh man i have no idea whats going on! Joe: you just pissed in the closet you need to Get to Bed!
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The sexual act carried out in the north of england (particularly regions around manchester) in which one massages oneself in beef gravey prior to other sexual acts. The act is thought to make it a more palatable experience.
Slut: "I'd take you with gravey if my boyfriend wasn't sitting right here"
Me: "You into the ol' bed gravey then love?"
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It's when white people snatch you from your bed .
Sleep tight don't let the bed niggas bite
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Meaning to die or not do well at all. Stems from the fact that when someone dies or is very sick they will lose rectal sphincter tone and quite literally shit, on the bed.
My truck was working fine yesterday but it shit the bed last night.
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Shit the bed is when someone freaks out about something and can't handle it. When you get really mad and are inconsolable. When you get really upset.
Mike shit the bed when he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. Bob shit the bed when he saw his test score. Sally shit the bed when she didn't get a promotion.
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Thinking something happened that didn't.
Catherine really pissed the bed when she thought her water broke.
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Browsing for a random persons bed to sleeping in. Knowing the person is not necessary.
Cara: "Where are you sleeping tonight?"
Ali: "I don't know yet, I'll probably just end up bed browsing."
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