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Canadian King of Cannon is a nickname of Canadian rapper, Kris Wu. As we all know cannon is something which makes large sounds, therefore is commonly used to describe artistic and skillful singers and rappers like Kris Wu.
-Who is Kris Wu? -The Canadian King of Cannon. -Oh, skr.
When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.
Stand back sir, or you’ll be forced to face my crustacean colon cannon
Using the loo, on the log flume
Julian went missing shortly before dinner last night. It wasn't until we were on the fish course that Jeeves heard him firing the mud cannon
Masturbating to Nickelodeon girls, preferably not preteens.
Person 1: I got slimed at the Nickelodeon kid's awards!
person 2: Well I slimed kids at the Nickelodeon Kid's awards! I did a Nickelodeon Slime Cannon to Sam and Cat.
Person 1: Bitch your on that nonce shit.
The act of cramming your testicles into the woman's anus for pleasure and enjoyment.
I fired the anal grape cannon into Linda's ass last night!
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When a male is either given a blowjob or a handjob by several women, making the male ejaculate, the cum shooting all over the females with the repetition of a machine gun.
That guy hired lots of hookers to suck him off, just so he could test out his automatic cum cannon on them!
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The ultimate fighting force. Use sparingly.
Is there someway to get away from the cops? SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!!
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