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A straight shot of Jameson whiskey mixed with 1 oz. of KFC chicken strips minced using a Slap Chop.
You're not drunk enough yet until you've taken a chicken shot. It's got Vince's stamp of approval.
Masturbating a guy with eccentric elbow movements.
1 - "Ali so got chicken wanged by Lizzie the other night !"
2 - Lizzie: "OMG Ali do you wanna' get chicken wanged?!?"
to decide at the last moment not to do something you said you would do, because you are afraid
You're not chicken out (chickening out), are you?
answer to annoying questions or when you are bored.
Customer: How do i fix this error?
Me: Chicken Muffin
Thin bony legs. Typically found on someone who is very skinny.
Man 1: "Fat ass!"
Man 2: "What?! I'm ideal weight! At least I don't have chicken legs!"
A superior method of preparing chicken for consumption. Commonly associated with bad health.
Girl: "I don't eat fried chicken, it makes me greasy and icky feeling and it's bad for my heart!!!"
Me: "Because of your overactive hormones you are naturally greasy as fuck. Fried chicken doesn't contribute to this, you just don't know how to eat food properly. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm heading to my grandmother's house for some home made fried chicken."
When a male prostitute gets 'stiffed' due to his John not being able to get an erection.
"There goes ANOTHER chicken john again, last night i sucked his dick, and he couldn't get it up. Then the cheap motherfucker didn't want to pay me!"