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to take your hand under your tit and push it up and it bounces
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the sensation that happens after eating carbs for lunch
I need chocolate...I've got the 3 o'clock flop
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1) A set of extremely floppy nuts, preferebly being a smaller size than normal.
2) When a extremely tiny turd is hanging from the butthole, and you have to wiggle your butt and squeeze your cheeks to make it fall into the toilet, much like a dinkleberry.
If I'm going to sleep with you, you've better have a real pair, not just some dinkey flop nuggets...
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The collective noun for a group of douchebags; cf. gaggle of geese, school of fish.
I was standing at the bar, and in walks a flip-flop of douchebags.
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The act of humping your hand instead of doing an arm motion while masturbating
I had a forearm cramp so I had to do an australian flip flop
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An opportunistic theft usually occurring at public venues in which patrons must be barefoot - The most common of these being American waterparks. As patrons approach the lazy river, they naïvely place their pool shoes in unattended cubbies, where rational people presume they will remain over for the next 15 minutes. Upon exiting the ride however, the flip flop swapper will with a slight of foot and a cool head, exchange his mediocre less desirable flip flops for a complete stranger's more appealing, yet highly questionable footwear.
"That was a lot of fun. Lets grab a burger before we hit the wave pool."
"Wait. Check out that pair of Rainbows.."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Flip flop swap dude. Chicks dig Rainbows."
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When you wear flip flops to a party, but someone spills beer on them, making them sticky for the rest of the night.
"Could this night get any worse? I've been walking around for an hour with Beer Flop, and now I have to go walk my drunk friend home!"
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