Teet Milk

A practical joke played amongst males. Unlike the purple nurple, Teet milking involves back-handing/hitting the victims’ nipple rather than twisting it. The teet milking process can take time, often resulting in bruising, redness, and even blood emitting from the victims nipple(s)

James - "Can I offer you a glass of....TEET MILK"

Eric - "um whats teet milk?"

(Jim takes his victim buy surprise, back-handing his teet in full force)

man milk

jiz juice

I milked him till I got a mouthful of jiz juice.

Birthday Milk

Milk that comes from a carton that goes off on your birthday.

kip: oh nice one, this is my birthday milk
Pa: ya wont be sayin that when you drink it on your birthday

Vodka milk

Vodka milk?? Monday night?? Spoons with the ladzzzz not going Well??? Grab that vodka, bitttchhhh, add that milky boiii n the party ain't stopping there you end up dancing on the table to arctic monkeys like your history essay is 4999 words out of 5000 being that Sheffield lad u were born n raised ass bbabbyyy.
A drink only the bold would try, nearly a white Russian only a legend would be named after it, try it I dare ya but u will never be THE Vodka milk

Person 1: who is he? That keisha Becky boy over there? It's vodka milk.........?
Person 2: I have my tea with milk... Vodka milk

Person 3: I want a milf... a vodka milf

Milk Shitter

Homosexual who shits cum.

Sanchez is the biggest milk shitter I've ever met.

milk thistle

The end of the penis where ejaculate appears to drip from after a man finishes is called a milk thistle.

A friend of mine recommended I give Julia a go, as he was quite impressed by the work she did last night on his milk thistle.

milk the dumper

(1) the act of defecating so strenuously that you cause yourself to become sexually aroused.

(2) manual stimulation of the anal sphincter

That burrito caused me to milk the dumper.