a fat chick's vagina with a fruity-scented lube in it
That bitch's muff melon made me gag.
The act of taking a draw from a smokable of your choice and blowing it into a vaginal orifice then re-inhaling the smoke from said orifice a second time.
Dude, anyone can smoke normally. You gotta try smoking the muff!
The sticky gooey discharge from a woman’s vagina.
My muff mucous ruined my underwear.
when you quarterback snick a girls ass hole
My girl is pissed at me because I muff punted her last night
The female version of dangle berries, where dried up clumps of cum & other fluids collect in bundles of various sizes towards the ends of her pubic hair
"Bruv, I pulled down her panties and bumped into the meanest collection of muff nuggets I've ever seen!"
The female version of teabagging.
She pawned her enemy, and to establish dominance she began muff-masking his dead body before he respawned.