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The inability to eat food without microwaving it first, even if it's steaming hot already.
Guy: Man I can't stand the texture of some food after it's microwaved.
Guy 2: You should meet my dad! He doesn't eat without microwaving it first. He'll stand in the kitchen letting it hum until the food is about to melt through the plate.
Guy: So he's got a Microwave Addiction!
Hep addict. - One who gets hepped up for no reason other than to feed their solitary testosterone addiction. Sometimes referred to as diabetes.
He’s a real Hep addict. Got his own internet show too. Has some technical people do it for him. Won’t quote him ‘cause he just likes to create sensation for his hep addiction.
drug addiction enabler
Enabling is a term often used in the context of a relationship with an addict. It might be a drug addict or alcoholic, a gambler, or a compulsive overeater. Enablers, rather than addicts, suffer the effects of the addict's behavior. Enabling is “removing the natural consequences to the addict of his or her behavior.”
How to do it wrong: Young woman comes home and asks her parents for $500 for rent. They ask why she can’t pay her rent. She says she lost her wallet and she had all her rent money in it. Although she was short on her rent the month before and she has been sick a lot lately, the parents don’t ask any more questions. They get her the cash and she leaves. (aka - drug addiction enabler)
How to do it wrong: Young woman comes home and asks her parents for $500 for rent. They ask why she can’t pay her rent. She says she lost her wallet and she had all her rent money in it. Although she was short on her rent the month before and she has been sick a lot lately, the parents don’t ask any more questions. They get her the cash and she leaves. (aka - drug addiction enabler)
Someone who is addicted with riding Amtrak trains and after riding them, wants to ride them again, often blowing their money for rides
“Bro, Did you hear, Justin is an Amtrak-Addict, every time he rides Amtrak, he wants to go again!”
A fishing addiction is what it sounds like; a fishing addiction. Mostly played up for humor, it can be seen in many aspects and jokes on the internet. One such aspect is fishing culture itself, with humorous shirts that say "A best day is one spent fishing", or silly hats that say "Women want me, fish fear me". An example of the more serious side of this, the addiction side, is Grian.
"Grian, you need to stop. At this rate, you practically have a fishing addiction!"
"Just... need... mending!!"
Did you see the way that girl looked Jenna up and down, she is definitely a crack addict
someone who smokes an immense amount of crack-cocaine
Man: Yo some crack addicts are fucking in my basement right now, with an Opossum.
Nigger: That sounds like a hootin-hollerin time