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When a girl lays down on her stomach, a guy stands on the couch nude, jumps off the couch, and tries to place his penis in the girl's clit. Not to be confused with an eagle talon.
Kids, don't try the alaskan spear-thrower at home!
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When someone goes to the bathroom, finds a log that is hard, and places that log into a condom. They then place the filled condom in the freezer and once it is hard, use it as a dildo.
That girl was do broke she could not buy a dildo so she ended up making a Trans Alaskan Pipeline.
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Unlike the Texas Chili Dog, the Alaskan Chili Dog is the act of shitting in a container of some kind after taking a multitude of laxatives, freezing the shit over night, and placing the frozen block of shit on top of a white girl's face as she lies down in the sun, thus making the block of shit melt slowly all over her face, and eventually crusting into her skin, giving her the Jim Crow effect.
Will not work on black people or mexicans.
John contemplated doing the Alaskan Chili Dog on Jane because he was secretly into black people.
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The act of pissing in a condom or ejaculating into a condom so many times you fill it up. Later then freezing it and ripping the condom so it can be used as a dildo.
Hey rick come help me fill the ALASKAN WATER PIPE up.
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The Alaskan Fire Dragon, performed with the man riding a moose.
"Hey man, I gave my girl the Alaskan Fire Dragon last night."
"Man, you are bad at this. I gave my girl the Alaskan Dragon Rider last night."
"DAAAAAAAAAMN"
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A very small man that walks around on all fours with a 20 inch strap on attached to his belt because he is insecure about his own penis size. He tends to run around searching for people shitting in public restrooms. When he finds his victims he jumps over the bathroom stall onto their feet to then catapults them across the restroom. He then digs into his volumptuous new meal. He usually let's out a screech to warn his victims he's coming. When he approaches the poor souls he takes the shit from the toilet bowl and forces them to eat it. He then gives his schlong a swirly wirly in the shit water. After that he continues to slap his victim across the face with his schlong and then runs out into public on all fours making grunting noises while vigorously shitting everywhere.
"Woah! Do you see Tom!? He's on all fours again. Better run before he gives you an Alaskan Shit Knocker."
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When you put your wiener in a bucket of ice, then you pull it out and shove it in a girl's throat
I gave my girl an Alaskan Throat Punch last night.
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