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The most beautiful girl is born this day
Boy- my girl is born in April 16
Friend- you SOO LUCKY
April 16th is national hand holding day🤝 maybe there is a special someone , that u want to notice u, or maybe you just haven’t had the balls to ask out or crush, or maybe u just haven’t grabbed ur girlfriend/boyfriends hand because ur afraid, we’ll now is ur chance Have Fun!
Omg I’ve been wanting to hold her hand forever and now I have an excuse since it is April 16th
A day where you don’t grab fucking shit. Not even you virgins. March is so fucking weird. Stop doing weird shit.
Hey bro it’s April 30 let’s just be regular human beings!
National tripping day. Humans are known to turn into gods for a period of up to 12 hours on this day. Started in 1943 with Alfred Hofmann's incredible experience, April 19th is usually partaken by people who *don't* just use drugs to get high.
Voyager: Dude we're dropping sunshine tonight!
Skeptic: Uhh... why? I've already bought half an ounce of weed for tomorrow.
Voyager: Forget about that, it's April 19th, bicycle day!
Bro it’s April 8 that’s national suck dick day did you get sucked off yet
National sex day taken or not you have to have sex with the most important person in your life besides family
National dark humor day the person born in this day is most likely to take after ther father more than the mother and is very funny with dark humor
Yo it's April 9 let's make dark humored jokes