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dumb arse

1) A person who cannot answer anything in school

2) someone who is literally dumber than an arse

3) a type of donkey that is a slow learner

you failed ur test, your such a dumb arse
that boy's such a dumb arse
Thats not a smart arse thats a dumb arse

by Adchwa March 15, 2008

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Arse crack

The void between the two bottom cheeks.

'You could park a bike in her arse crack!'

by Peter Lawson February 1, 2009

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Arse Change

When you have copious amounts of loose change in your trouser pockets after being out drinking at pubs, clubs, etc.
Also, this is often a way of telling if someone has been out on the piss.

"Out at the weekend?"
"Aye, was pished. Should see the amount of f**king arse change i've got!!"

Or

Person1: "Out at the weekend?"
Person2: "Naaah, quiet one eh"
*Takes out copious amounts of change to pay for something*
Person1: "AWAY AND TALK PISH! Your pockets are hoachin' with arse change!"

by omandt April 5, 2011

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Peachy arse

Round, hairy, pink/pale and nice arse.

Chris has a peachy arse, he loves to twerk it while Lety laughs.

by Jasus June 27, 2014

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Biscuit-arsed

A state of anger directed towards another often caused by shock or indignation

I only said he should calm down when he got all biscuit-arsed, ranting that he was calm and I should calm down

by theidiot21 October 28, 2020

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arse comedy

A situation when someone inflicts self damage in an idiotic accident and is totally owned, causing people to laugh at their own misfortune.

The man stumbled and fell down the hill rolling into and through a pile of shit, a perfect example of arse comedy

by mike_stx March 6, 2007

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arse-wank

a tedious exploit, waste of time or otherwise disappointing activity

going to that club was complete arse-wank

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

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