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The act of your body evicting tainted food from your guts.
I KNEW we shouldn't have gone to that mobile taco truck after the bar. My guts are rolling and I'm going to have to perform an Asshole Exorcism as soon as we get home.
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Any situation in which there are both positive and negative qualities, usually pertaining to food. Can also be used out of frustration, usually pluralized in with this usage.
Jim: How was the resturant?
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.
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"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"
Car wreck. When two people are driving like assholes and get into a car accident.
There's been an asshole tangling up ahead. Looks like we are going to be late.
1.) When one vigorously pinches another's asshole with their pointer finger and thumb.
2.) A form of sexual punishment in which on pinches another's asshole
" no please! not another asshole pinche!"
When someone comes at you sideways but then gets all bent out of shape when you respond with attitude.
When someone tries to act like you're the problem in the situation but really they started it.
'Well you don't need to be a dick about it'
'Bitch you came at me with attitude, stop reverse assholing'
Being a dick and also sad at the same time
Wow you can be such a blue asshole sometimes!
Originating in New Zealand, this Kiwi original includes utilizing a long piece of toilet tissue, placing one end between buttock cheeks, with pants and undergarments down around ankles. The participant then lights the other end on fire, and then runs across the venue, hoping the flame does not reach the buttocks.
I lost a bet and had to do a flaming asshole at my cousin's wedding.