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Asshole Antlion

1.It's the embodiment of asshole no one can ever come close to how much of an asshole, Asshole Antlion is. 2.That one asshole that's always there, especially in Youtube comments. 3.A person that's a professional at grabbing ass. 4.A person that's born an asshole no rhyme nor reason just wants to burn the world with their stupidity.

Random guy:Someone was just an asshole for no reason.
Random guy:What an asshole antlion.

by The dankest man handler August 10, 2017


asshole maneuverability

The ability of a normal person to become a dick and pull an asshole maneuver if the situation calls for it.

He made fun of me for no reason so I ruined him. I'm a nice guy but it sure pays to have some asshole maneuverability.

by racool September 26, 2008


Mamabear asshole

Mamabear asshole is the head of the asshole family

Mamabear Asshole is the boss of the bear family

by Mamabear asshole April 19, 2020


Asshole Exorcism

The act of your body evicting tainted food from your guts.

I KNEW we shouldn't have gone to that mobile taco truck after the bar. My guts are rolling and I'm going to have to perform an Asshole Exorcism as soon as we get home.

by Bulldog August 3, 2012

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chicken and assholes

Any situation in which there are both positive and negative qualities, usually pertaining to food. Can also be used out of frustration, usually pluralized in with this usage.

Jim: How was the resturant?
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.

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"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"

by King McCool May 23, 2008


asshole thermometer

Another name for a rectal thermometer.

Hey Jerry, don't put that fucking thing in your mouth cos it's an asshole thermometer!

by Telephony May 7, 2016


Flaming Asshole

Originating in New Zealand, this Kiwi original includes utilizing a long piece of toilet tissue, placing one end between buttock cheeks, with pants and undergarments down around ankles. The participant then lights the other end on fire, and then runs across the venue, hoping the flame does not reach the buttocks.

I lost a bet and had to do a flaming asshole at my cousin's wedding.

by Pool bitch January 6, 2022