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When evey one at your school dances to sickmo during a rally
Did u hear there was 50 shades of down sydrome at the school
Drinking Game: using 50 cents in the form of = 1 quarter, 2 dimes and 1 nickel.
What You Need:
1. Cup (for change)
2. 1 quarter
3. 2 dimes
4. 1 nickel
5. Sufficient amount of alcohol
Game Play:
1. Make two teams
2. Flip quarter for who goes first
3. Place coins in cup, shake and flip upside down to display result of players turn.
4. Coin lands on head it counts as it's value; tails does not count.
5. Review rules to understand who drinks.
Rules:
Under 25, rolling person drinks
Over 25, rolling person partner drinks
50 : entire other team drinks
0: rollings team drinks
15: roller sad team chugs for 5 seconds
25: everybody drinks
Hey lets play 50 cent: drinking game! Any body got some change?
your bitch and you stand back to front she then puts a cork in her vagina queefz it out into your open ass hole and sucks it out
"We were dry humping and she pulled a 50s James Bond!!!"
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Big bad ass looking pistol made in Israel, you can get a .357, .40, .44, .45, or .50 AE.
This gun is one of the most powerful handguns.
A .50 AE Desert Eagle can shoot your head CLEAN off your shoulders, don't wanna mess with anyone that has one.
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Second Popular order in regards to a fast food restaurant
Setting: Mcdonalds
James: "I think I will get that Ticket Number 50"
Mike: "Yea, I will go with the Angus Beef Burger too"
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21. Men like women to be into the same things they are into, but don't pretend to be Into the same things. Women don't expect men to like doing nails.
22. Men like to do things first before women. It makes them feel more important.
23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
24.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget...he didn't lose your number...he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
25. Men compartmentalize everything. This means that is something doesn't fit into one of their brain catigories, they freak out and can't handle it.
26. Men only orgasm once during sex. Sucks for you
27. All men watch porn and masturbate, this is considered cool. Most women do to but won't admit it because it's ok for a man but shameful for a women.
28. Men are impatient. This means they hate it if women take a long time to get ready. But really it's their fault because they set up all these standards for how a woman should look.
29. Men think they are smarter then women and have them figured out. Women just let them think that because if they really understood the complexity of being a woman their tiny stupid male brains would explode.
30. Men want to date a whore but marry an innocent virgin.
50 facts about men continued.
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