Jetpack moment-is when someone in a group says something stupid and it isn’t backed by facts.
Friend:did you know my car runs on windshield fluid?
Me:well you my friend just did a Jetpack moment.
Cock Blocking oneself when the situation is 100% guaranteed.
I had a chief moment last night. I drove a girl home and she invited me in for coffee and I said I didn't like coffee.
When someone, typically named fei acts or behaves in a way that makes no sense to the context of the conversation.
"Did you see what fei said yesterday? What was that all about?"
"Oh yeah she was just having a fei moment."
When someone simps for Nia from Xenoblade chronicles 2
Wait, Nia is your favorite character? This is a weenald moment
When the nurse says "The doctor will be with you in a moment" and you end up waiting 10 or more minutes. Also known as a Doctor's Minute.
Nurse:"The doctor will be with you in a moment."
Ten minutes later
Patient: "Sure, a Doctor's Moment."
An Akon moment is a moment of sudden loneliness, usually refered to when abandoned by friends at a bar or similar. It is inspired by the rapper Akon's song "Lonely".
I had the worst Akon moment at the bar yesterday. I went to the toilet, and when I came back all my friends had left!
A cum moment is a word to use in place of bruh moment or pog moment.
bob: yo look a falling star
jerry: epic cum moment