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Someone who is watching porn but says they are looking at bagels
“What are you watching there?”
“Bagels”
When you find something you think will be good, like a doughnut, but find that is actually a bagel.
"I pulled a chick last night Tom"
"I saw man! What was it like?"
"Meh, I thought she was hot, but she was pretty bagel"
Skinny white boy that loves to cream in crab game, he is also extremely racist
Hey see that fucker bagel over there?
Yeah he gon go get some newports
The most holy, nutritious and beautiful food ever to exist. It’s aerodynamic shape makes it ideal to eat. When combined with cream cheese it becomes the most amazing thing in existence of all that has been made by our savior.
Let’s go worship the bagel at the temple