Bagel

Someone who is as dumb as or has the same level of intelligence as a Bagel, generally used to just call someone stupid

Person 1: six times six is 74
Person 2: Dude you're literally a Bagel

Bagels

The best breakfast food.

Bagels are best when paired with cream cheese. Any other way is just wrong.

Bagel

A seagull that flies over a bay

Bro, look at the huge bagel!

Bagel

Someone who is very appreciated and cared about

I’ve been with her so long, she is my bagel

Bagel

A person that is highly cared about and appreciated{

That girl is my bagel

bagel

crappy circle bread

person: ur eating a bagel? theyre just crappy circle bread

bagel

A sex toy used by hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.
Also, tasty food that makes my tummy happy.

Damn that hobo is really going all out on that bagel.