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A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.
Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)
A sweet, tasty, beautiful art of perfection for presenting a perfect ready to eat pussy.
Kisding my quivering, wet girlfriends' Bald Pussy makes me cum like a river.
When you shave your balls and your pubes off and it makes your dick look like a bald raccoon
My friend Joe got a bald racoon and he regrets it
When you shave each other’s nuts and then, using the shaving lotion as lubricant, you slide your balls into each other’s asshole. This typically works best with two older men.
Hey Brian. Let’s go the the bathroom and slide into a bald Orloff
While having vaginal intercourse, after the male ejaculates into the female, she then climbs to an elevated position and drips semen onto his bald head. Creating the illusion of a pigeon shitting on someone.
"Clara and I had a wild evening. First we had dinner, then after we made love she suprised me with a bald pigeon".
A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.
Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.
A line of dialogue mostly used by barbers when they mess up in the process of giving someone a fresh cut when this happens they say "we gotta go bald" which means that they will have to shave the persons hair and turn them into Aang from Avatar.
Examples: Damn I messed we gotta go bald, We gotta go bald my bad bruh.