Closet Thug

A hockey player who pretends they would never do anything worthy of getting a penalty, but interferes with players especially the goalie when the ref isn't looking.

the whole detroit red wings team are closet thugs

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closet chaser

Someone who chases men or women behind their partner's back, and who has a rep of being a great person that can do no wrong.

Marty is such a closet chaser. His wife is so gorgeous, but he still chases other women to inflate his ego.

No way, man!

Yep, he's a closet chaser, a real hypocrite.

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Closet communist

Racist society in america, combined with immigrants who fled communist countries.

The closet communist should realize that the communist countries people fight are open communist...

If the real communist find those veteran in there that's going to be their closet communist asses.

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closet-negmo

a black kid who doesn't dress like an emo but does listen to emo music and may cut themselves

You see that dude over there he a closet-negmo. Bet you right now he's over there listening to some MCR.

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closet pussy

Someone who externally acts likes a badass and tough as hell and isn't afraid of anything but you catch them off guard and they are scared or scream.

My girlfriend is a tough brod or at least I thought until I came home late at night from work and came into the room when she was asleep and she screamed. I called her a closet pussy.We both laughed.

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Closeted Libertarian

Libertarian people who have not disclosed their ideological orientation or political identity and aspects thereof, including their philosophical identity and political behavior.

"About that Austrian economics lecture you saw me watching – ummmm that was for school" said Thomas Hodgskin the closeted Libertarian.

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Golden Closet Films

The film director pseudonym for Jeon Jungkook (of BTS)
abbreviated as GCF
(golden may refer to Jungkook's role in the group as the 'golden maknae')

"Hey, did you see Golden Closet Films In Tokyo on BangtanTV?"
"Yes! I thought the cinematography was incredible, and he caught Jimin very well."
"I can't wait till he helps to make a music video"

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