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Chicago Bears

The greatest football team ever.
Beat the odds of all the pricks by trashing the "Come too far to lose, Greatest Story in the NFL, Inspirational return, Americas Team" New Orleans Saints 39-14, and making it to their first super bowl in 21 years.

So, who do thinks gonna win the NFC Championship game.

Im gonna have to go with the Saints 900-nothing because theyre just so inspirational, and theyve come to far to lose, and quite possibly the greatest comeback team in NFL history, plus the Chicago Bears look to shakey.

*1 Day Later*
Touchdown Thomas Jones! Making the final score here, Chicago Bears, 39, Saints, 14.

by Nate Johanson January 22, 2007

424πŸ‘ 225πŸ‘Ž


Muffler Bearings

Contrary to popular belief, muffler bearings do exist, just ask your local dodge stealth or mitsubisi gt3000 owner. Although a popular prank to pull on the not so automotive savy muffler bearings are located inside the muffler, in order to operate a flap which opens and closes depending on the exhaust flow directing flow back into the turbo. Due to inconvienience (carbon/other buildup often jammed the bearings causing noise and poor performance) the bearings are only found on older models.

Hey go into the garage and grab the blinker fluid and spare muffler bearings!

by carCHICKknows April 3, 2009

76πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Beccy Bear

The name given to a super cool gal named Rebecca. Given by the master called Charlotte.

'You're looking swell today Beccy Bear.'
'That statement is correct.'

by Charlotte April 12, 2005

17πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Polar Bearing

starts out with chopping a hole into a frozen over lake, then having you and a few of your friends jump into the freezing cold and spend as much as time in there as desired..... usually its a total of 3 seconds

Lets go polar bearing in Lake Sinai before I give you a Rusty Trombone.

by Pep14 December 9, 2008

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Honey Bear

A person who desires to receive a honey bear bottle enema.

I am going to honey bear you, please don’t make eye contact. It will be awkward later.

by honey_.bear December 19, 2021

18πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Poo Bear

The act of smearing honey on another's anus then licking it clean.

I was giving my girlfriend a Poo Bear when my head became wedged in her honey jar.

by A.A. Milne July 19, 2009

73πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


1985 bears

This really only needs one word: God.

Dude have you prayed to the 1985 bears?

by Billds September 20, 2007

28πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž