Jesus beats is a term used when music relative to the gospel of Jesus Christ is being played
Lecrae: I'm bumpin dees Jesus Beats whenever they seein me.
People lookin all confused, cuz every one of my tunes is screamin Jesus peeps
Anyone playing Christian music = Jesus Beats
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To really fuck somebody up. F/ Blackus Americanus Alley Mechanicosus (Have you ever seen someone try to get old brakes off of a vehicle? Then you understand the term)
Damn!! He beat the brakes off that fool. Oh well
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when you take out your ghetto ass old phone that dosent filp and beat the shit out of someone
After Nikkil wallet smacked me I wanted to phone smack him back, but since my phone dosent flip I had to phone beat him
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A term used when someone promptly masturbates before going to sleep.
Every night my neighbors beat and sleep.
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When a beat is so infectious that it invokes a feeling in you that makes you think the world might end
Dammit this DJ-D song has the beat of doom!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!
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When two roomates are absent for a long duration of time (trip, competition, or long shower) and the room is entirely empty but for one occupant. The remaining occupant then may masterbate at their will without being walked in on by their roomate. LOTS of masterbation usually ensues.
the beat refers to "beating your meat" and suite to a luxury room at an establishment.
ROOMY 1: Wow, we are both leaving for the weekend. That means Kyle will have the beat suite all to himself.
ROOMY 2: Man, he is going to be beating it allot.
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When you beat someone's ass and then you eat it.
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