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Something that is NOT true. There are probably bald people who do it better.
(PS: This is not to insult blondes. So.... sorry if you’re offended)
Jenna: ‘Blondes do it better suckers‘
Sammy: ‘Many blondes are actually stupid idiots, so........’
Jenna: ‘IM NOT AN IDIOT YOU ARE’
Sammy: ‘Dude.... The only thing you do better is being stupid.’
Jenna: ‘....... I don’t know what that means.’
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Blonde girl, girlfriend, any of the blonde species. Primary job is to ride in the passenger seat and look pretty and pass a beer to her man. Qualifications are big boobs and a nice ass.
Who is that? Its my blonde beer getter! Look at them tits!
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1. a blonde moment, applied to a video game context
2. aa error committed through ditziness or foolishness while playing a video game
3. any kind of error made in gameplay by a player who knows the game well enough to have known better
Example 1:
Rob: "Dude, you forgot to get the Master Materia!"
Steve: "Yeah, man, I know. I had a blonde gamer moment and discarded Bahamut."
Example 2:
"Aeslynn knows the Final Fantasy series very well. She almost never has a blonde gamer moment."
Example 3:
"Aaron accidentally used Cure 3 against Bizarro Sephiroth. What a blonde gamer moment that was!"
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A myth and bullshit rumor blondes make up so people will stop thinkong their dump as shit
Did you hear about the smart blonde
Bitch your just dumb as shit there is no such thing
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To get extremely intoxicated beyond reason. When you get blonde girl wasted you are fun and functional, despite being in a black out. Similar to white girl wasted or white boy wasted, only more extreme. Only achievable by blonde college students.
Guy 1: Yeah, didn't think that chick go home with me, but she did!
Guy 2: Yeah, she was blonde girl wasted.
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