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The only thing a girls should have to do and for a little fun mouth fuck the bitch too!
That girls tongue ring was amazing during that blowjob.
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An H2 BLOWJOB is a humming blowjob that does more than just get you hard, but, not enough to make you cum.
H3 BLOWJOB = The biggest and best Hummer there is, rich in cum-blasting pleasure!
H2 BLOWJOB = Medium Hummer; (1) Get hard, (2) Lots of pleasure, but (3) you'll have to move on to fucking to finish.
H3 BLOWJOB = Mini Hummer; you get hard, and that's it. Start fucking ASAP!
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Another word for Buttsex.
You lose your butt hymen when you engage in a Reverse Blowjob.
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A meme meaning ya dun goofed, or that something or someone has horribly failed it/themselves, or something is mind bogglingly stupid.
That, my dear sir, is the cheese of blowjobs. Good Day!
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Sticking a Penis in a male/female's mouth and then squirting out cum.
Dave:Andrea, can you bend down and give me a blowjob?
Andrea:Oh yes Dave I dont mind at all.
Dave: Ok, can you start?
Andrea: Ok Dave,I started.
Dave: I'm already cumming, thank you Andrea!
Andrea: Your welcome!
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When a male is having sexual relations with a pregnant lady friend, and during this carnal, love-making session the fetus of the pregnant lady friend reaches down, grabs the male's member, and begins to give him a blowjob.
Ben: How was sex last night with Jenny?
Brandon: Ah, it was just okay until I got a Brazilian Blowjob!
Ben: A Brazilian Blowjob!?! AWESOME! (AT THIS POINT BEN GIVES BRANDON A HIGH FIVE)
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A Homo going down on his partner after his partner has just finished rogering him senseless.
dirty blowjob Brno sucks his boyfriends dick which is covered with his own feces.
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