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Takes two people, one takes a dump in the tank of a toilet while the other faces backward on the normal toilet seat dumping while giving the tank dumper head.
Yo, eff those tool bags, they wouldn't give us any beer so Crystal and I pulled a double decker blumpkin in their master bathroom and rolled out! Try flushin that bitches!
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When two people performing oral sex on each other simulaneously shit their pants.
Jayson and Steve's date was going so well, until it was ruined by Mutually Assured Blumpkin.
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Is where a woman is performing oral to you and right before you ejaculate she "tosses" your sack out of the way and punches your taint (space between anus and scrotum). This action causes the man to cum and crap himself at the same time.
Its my birthday tomorrow i hope i get a Cincinnati Blumpkin Toss.
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When you are giving a girl a blumpkin in The Johnny Bench style and she doesn't tell you she's on the rag.
Dude I was givin this broad the a blumpkin and it turned out to be a blumpkin cherry pie, I freakin puked!
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last night my girl gave me a thro-blumpkin damn that shit was messy
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While reciving oral from a dude in a visor you take a shit into a pie tin then shove it onto the dudes face
brother blumpkin, blumpkin pie, blumpkin, fag, shiteater
Geoge threw up after he gave Dave a brother blumpkin and dave turned it into a BROTHER BLUMPKIN PIE
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The most disgusting, low life, waist of a person and the worst abomination in the entire world.
A baby who was conceived while a women sucked off her brother whilst he took a poop then proceeded to let him finish inside her.
Go away you nasty incest blumpkin baby!
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