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Boyfriend Jeans

Relaxed-fitting jeans designed for women that are actually pointless due to the pockets usually being sewn-on fabric patches (sometimes with decorative, industrial-chic, gunmetal zippers) instead of actual pockets to store important things like wallets, keys and pepper spray.

See also: women's cargo pants; boyfriend shirt; G-star Raw's cute new 'boyfriend shirt dress'.

Back in the 90's, relaxed fitting jeans marketed for women were simply called... jeans, and they had actual pockets, unlike boyfriend jeans. Now female hipster millennials apparently require a boyfriend to achieve the 'fuck-the-patriarchy' look.

by Utinni Yubnub June 9, 2016

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stupid boyfriend

The person who will make you laugh when you're sad, smile when you're angry, and overall just be there for you. Even if they upset you, they somehow always make things right. And you love them for that.

Friend: You have a stupid boyfriend.
You: I know. But I love him.
Boyfriend: Hey guys! I got the paper on top of the cabinet!
Friend and You: How are you going go get that down for class?

by OliverGigawatts November 11, 2019


Jacob's Boyfriend

Jacob's boyfriend is hot

Jacob's boyfriend is hot

by not chris's dad March 8, 2022


Christmas boyfriend

The amazing 30 year old white man who works in a candy cane farm

I'm so glad that the woman in the hallmark movie broke up with her corporate boyfriend to be with her Christmas boyfriend

by Sando Trouton December 28, 2022


concept boyfriend

A guy who is everything a girl wants but is never enough much like a concept design in that it is a general design but not quite the finished product there is always something missing but was a good try

Jonathan is a good concept boyfriend but hes not quite what i want he doesnt have a car

by reapert5 November 4, 2013


Boyfriend Protector

Boyfriend Protector (BP)- A man who without instruction takes it upon himself to make sure any girl stays faithful when their current boyfriend isn't in the local vicinity. This man takes no pleasure in this, he sees it as his duty! He believes strongly in faithfulness and is averse to fun. He has no feelings for the said girl, he only looks out for the faraway boyfriend.

I was dancing with this girl in a harmless manner and then this boyfriend protector came over and warned me away because she was attached.

by greenskill June 6, 2014


Trained boyfriend

A boy who knows how to take good pictures of his beautiful girlfriend

I have a trained boyfriend! He takes great pictures of me on our holiday

by Jenniferling July 16, 2022