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A pub in penge which should be called the Shite House Tavern Play Centre, coz the beer tastes funny, the pubs never clean or open on time and you get an army of out of control children running around the pub coz their parents are too pissed to notice.
Barman? this beer tastes funny!
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Ur completely ass at the game if u use this and u have no father u gay mf kys.
Girl 1: OMG he is so sexy
Girl 2: but he uses pekka bridge spam
Girl 1: oh then he is a retard
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Similar to crossing the Delaware, (i.e. oral sex going between vagina and anus) but more locally defined as going from the fishy bit to the shitty bit.
My husband obviously likes driving at work, he always tells me how much he enjoys crossing the Humber Bridge several times a day.
An unavoidable mass of flesh that permits pedestrian crossing, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten chees. Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.
John: Hey Nick!
Nick: What?
John: We need to talk about the flesh bridge in the kitchen...
The sexual act of performing oral pleasure on a woman's genitalia whilst keeping the lower back off the floor
I performed a hoebell flute bridge on her last night
Like the Eiffel Tower except your adding one female. 2 groups of people having intercourse, while the guys are clapping cheeks from the rear, the females are kissing in the middle with the guys pushing hands together.
“Hey did you hear about Oliver and Gus’s Golden state bridge last night with Tracy and Brittany? Ya, the boys were clapping hands while the girls were clapping cheeks!”
Also known as the taint,the grundle,or the guche, the space between your ass and your balls or vaj.
Amber:"I was laying in bed and I noticed how soft his fluffy fun bridge was."
Samantha:"wow he must be a great guy!"