speed bump

What surfers refer to as someone in the water on a body board or boogie board. AKA sponger.

"That stupid speed bump dropped in on my wave!"

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ass bump

When you lick your finger, roll it in coke, and stick it in your poop chute.

My bum is numb from that ass bump.

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Speed Bump

Acne or facial blemishes due to excessive use of stimulants.

Tim: Man, your face looks rough this week.
Dave: Yeah man, it's all this adderall. I'm getting some major speed bumps.
Tim: word.

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love bumps

The lovley little hills of pus filled joy that one get's on his/her respective penis/vagina after engaging in sex with somebody infected with herpes

That fooking slut gave me the love bumps!

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the speed bump

Sidemen blind dating vid to find out the sex position

Im inside the vagina cause of the speed bump

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Bump Over

To go somewhere specific

Im gonna bump over to Wendy's do you want anything?

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monkey bumps

A playful name for a lady's breasts.

Man: I'm bored.
Lady: Do you wanna get naked and play with my monkey bumps?
Man: <gets naked>

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